sick

Dog

Ugh I just ate like1million pounds. I don't feel so good, yes just massage right ah there that hits the spot. 

Now if I could get some a new chew toy that would be the life, not that it already is not.

 Emma

Well you know dogs, they love a good tummy rub. what is funny about this is that her lips are flopping over in a funny way.

cord layer

Dog

I don't know why but lately I have been wanting to feel more energetic so I started to lay on cords to get more power. But I don't think it is working because I am feeling more tired. Or maybe it is draining it out of me. whatever the case, SO TIRED!

  Emma

We just took a long walk and molly doesn't really care where she lays so hey why not lay on cords right? 

lizard

Cat

Have I ever told you that my father was a lizard and my mother was a calico? Also my grandfather was a lemming so at a certain time of year I have the urge to either drown myself and/or throw myself off a high point. Weird right? Anyone have a bowl of water?

Emma

No her father was a cat, although the grandfather  part I don't know about. But I do think she is trying to lick her eye.

Tiger

Cat

You know you should be scared of me. Do you see these razor sharp teeth? They could rip you to shreds. But now it is time for my nap so leave me alone, I don't want bloody, hard human meat in my beautiful white teeth right when I go to sleep do I? No, so run human, run.

 

 Emma

 

 

Not really she is sweet and lovable. It is just time for a nap right now, but do run because when it comes to naps she can get grumpy.

Teenage Years

 Cat

Mom don't look at my Facebook page, that is private.... ( an hour later) Mom you have to come see this it is my friend snowball on YouTube doing her thing.    

Emma

 What is her thing?

  Cat

Oh she just acts out Romeo and Juliet one player but makes fun of it a little.

The real me 

( Emma)

Lately Charlotte has been sitting on the computer and accidentally pulling up random websites, locking it, and doing mysterious things. I didn't  know hat she was lovable and tech savvy!

Hail Me

Cat

 You will do my bidding. Where do you keep your catnip young one? You will be rewarded greatly. Human, Catch that mouse!

 

Emma

Bad picture too much glare. Although... it kind of scared me. Oh no I have that funny feeling again, maybe I should get the catnip.......  

Trance

 Dog

" This table is so interesting." " I wonder what that blue spot tastes like." " All hail the mighty table, I will do your bidding master."

Emma

Hmm.... I wonder what she is thinking. Just another boring day with nothing to do but stare at the table. Especially that blue spot.